Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
- (via jacklynpoole)
“The White & Black Knights” 1911 A1 .45 Autos
by Mike Dubber Engraving Studio
So yesterday was one unlucky day, I hit myself against almost every non-moving object in my house. It was funny though when I slipped on a book and slip to the table.
HD Character Art from Hyrule Warriors
The girls I follow on this website are unreal looking. UNREAL. ya’ll are so pretty I hope you feel that pretty everyday
offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:
- crispy nipple
- the white stringy things in bananas
- tangled umbilical cord
- nash grier
- iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
- watery afro
- fountain water at school that never tastes right
- voldemort’s breathing holes